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Sms / Good Morning
Abdul Rehman Rehman
Bole Tou Good Morning
Chanda mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole tou Good Morning
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole tou Good Morning
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Apr 16, 2007 at 04:04
Category: good-morning
Sms / Good Night
Moin
Good Night
I Live By Faith and Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
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Apr 16, 2007 at 03:04
Category: good-night
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Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
You See, Thinking Is A Good Thing To Do!
You see today I was thinking how to think because thinking is a very good thing to do and one must do it almost everyday. So I finally started thinking how to think and then came to the decision that thinking is done by communicating with your brain. Now if you take out your brain out of your head then you die so how to then communicate with your brain? Then a wise man told me to write brain on a piece of paper. I wrote B R A I N. then he asked me what ?B? stands for and I replied that it stands for Bastard. He smiled a bit and then asked what does ?R? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Rani. He wondered a bit and then asked me what does ?A? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Addicted. He surprised a bit and then asked what ?I? stands for and I replied by saying that it stands for Irritate. He laughed a bit and then asked what ?N? stands for and so I replied to him by saying that it stands for Nurse. But when I asked him why did he ask me to tell him so many things he replied by stating that I thought of what the letters in the word brain stands for without thinking that I was thinking and I replied by saying oh so that is how you actually think. You see that is how I started doing thinking.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Good Punishment
do dost jis mein sey ik nake aur ik gunnah-gaar tha , bathey apney future k barey mein soch rahay they k kis ney jannat mein jana hey aur kis dozakh mein.nake aadmi kehta hey k woe nake hey is liyay woe jannat mein jayay ga gunnah-gar mein barey mein kehta hey k woe to dozzakh mein jayay ga. roz-e-hissab mein jabb nake aadmy jannat ki sair ker raha hota hey to usko gunnah-gar milta hein .nake aadmy us sey pochta hey k tumney to itney gunnah keyay to tum kaisey yahan per ayay
gunnah-gar jawab kehta hey k waisay mein ney jannat mein dakhil naheein
hona tha , mein sirf game base per aaya hon.
gunnah-gar jawab kehta hey k waisay mein ney jannat mein dakhil naheein
hona tha , mein sirf game base per aaya hon.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Good Morning...........................
Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! heee hahahahaha
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! heee hahahahaha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Good Words
ONCE A WOMAN WAS SHOUTING AT HER HOUSEKEEPER USING FOWL LANGUAGE SHE SAID MONHOOS,KAMEENEY!.....AND MANY OTHERS HER DAUGHTER WAS LISTENING THESE WORDS SHE IMMEDIATELY ASKED THAT WHAT KAMEENEY AND MANHOOS MEANS MOTHER THINKING THAT IF I TOLD THE RIGHTMEANING SHE WOULD LEARN FOWL LANG. FOR THIS SHE SAID KAMEENEY MEANS WEAK OR ILL AND MANHOOS MEANS HEALTHY .GIRL GOT THESE WORDS AND THEN SHE GOES TO HER GRANMA HOME GIRL SAID IMMEDIATELY TO HER GRANDMA THAT YOU WERE KAMEENEY BEFORE AND NOW YOU ARE LOOKING SO MUCH MANHOOS.HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Bad Husband Or Good Wife
hum roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning ,
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Husband
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Good Friend
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Friend
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Good Morning
Na puja,
Na snan,
Na salam,
Na mandir,
Na bhagwan,
Subha hote hee,
Humara pehla kam,
Ek pyara sa SMS,
App ka naam,
GOOD MORNING???my sweet friend.
If u like it sms me.
0300-7313245
Na snan,
Na salam,
Na mandir,
Na bhagwan,
Subha hote hee,
Humara pehla kam,
Ek pyara sa SMS,
App ka naam,
GOOD MORNING???my sweet friend.
If u like it sms me.
0300-7313245
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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